fernando's cheese

Smell the cheese

2009-08-08T09:49:00.000Z

Wake up and the smell the cheese- perhaps it will be stilton

Cheese, cheese, cheese

2009-04-03T00:51:00.001Z

Have you ever considered how many types of cheese there are in this world.

No?

Well here is the answer:

THERE ARE FAR TOO MANY CHEESES IN THE WORLD

OK, back again

2009-03-30T15:36:00.001Z

Here is an update.
The cheese has matured. There are two aspects to Fernandomando, and this one is not a bassoon.

good to be back

MY FRIEND

2007-02-04T18:57:00.000Z

Friends of Fernandomando will always be friends, whether they are here, there or in the next world. Here's to white russians on the roof, mountain biking in arctic conditions, drinking too much, and friendship.

FERNANDOMANDO CONSIDERED YOU A GREAT FRIEND. YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN.

THERE IS A SICKNESS...

2006-10-17T20:45:00.000Z

And that sickness is

Animal Cruelty

Fernandomando will never endanger cats. That is his solemn oath.

HE IS AMONG US

2006-10-01T19:34:00.000Z

Reflect on the true nature of the FernandoMando. It is not how you shall be judged, it is not when you will be judged.

IT IS WHERE YOU WILL BE JUDGED.

In a Court of Law? In a War Crimes Tribunal? In the political arena? In a media frenzy?

NO

You will be judged at the Chale Show

IT CANNOT BE

2006-07-04T23:35:00.000Z

I have just heard the new David Hasselhoff song. I listened to it with disgust.

It was not disgust at the tuneful melodies. It was not disgust at the competent dance routine.

IT WAS DISGUST AT THE MESSAGE.

The message of this song appears to be to get into the car of an insistent stranger. The young girls are obviously reluctant, yet a middle aged man in a 'flash' car is doing his utmost to persuade them to 'get in the car'.

Were we not taught from a young age that this sort of thing leads to terrible consequences. We were. Those consequences are

STRANGER DANGER

Look at the link to stranger danger and make up your own mind. How can one of the icons of youth deliver such a message to young children?

We must debate it NOW

2006-06-28T23:00:00.000Z

Hayfever or .................

FUCKING BIRD FLU

Ban this filfth

BARTNER'S FALLACY

2006-06-26T22:05:00.000Z

Bartner done the washing up
Fallacy
Fallacy

Bartner done the washing up
Fallacy
Fallacy
Fallacy

BARTNER DID NOT WASH UP

OWEN OUT OF WORLD CUP

2006-06-21T21:45:00.000Z

Michael Owen is out of the world cup.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES?

IS 'MO' SLANG FOR 'HOMO'?

GOVERNMENT LIES- HE IS STILL IN THE WORLD CUP

BASSOON or BRACKEN?

2006-06-19T14:40:00.000Z

This is the question. Bracken or Bassoon, Bassoon or Bracken. Do I choose the woodwind instrument of the double reed family that plays in the tenor range, or is it the weed that leads to lower land values, and is is the only higher plant known to cause cancer, and also produce cancerous spores?

THIS IS THE QUESTION.

I WILL TAKE YOUR VOICE

2006-06-06T22:12:00.000Z

REVEALED- the face of the oppressor

FOR IT IS HE

JUST ONE DAY TO GO

2006-06-06T15:56:00.000Z

Hot news! Only one day to go until the 52nd anniversary of the passing of Alan Turing

2006-06-05T08:14:00.000Z

Stop the madness. In happier times there was laughter and dance with the elderly.

NO MORE MAD TIMES

2006-06-05T07:28:00.000Z

Day two of the blog and facts are becoming more clear. It has become necessary to speak in the language of hip hop.

Baby girl, you know you want to do dat ting
Rollin down ya strip sippin juice and gin
Wit you girl you know I would never mess wid ya
My voice has been lost to da government oppressa

Today is a new day. Today is the day of opportunity. There are more pictures than numbers.

2006-06-04T21:29:00.000Z

I now realise the power of the BLOG. It is not just the diary that subsists on a computer somewhere in CYBERLAND. It gives me, Fernandomando, the ability to speak to the world. This is especially good as I have no voice. Government has taken my eyes.

2006-06-04T20:13:00.000Z

2006-06-04T19:46:00.000Z

First day of blogging, and quite literally underwhelmed at the prospect of posting my thoughts about life on the internet.

Tune in for the next exciting update on my blog life. Will I be excited at the prospect of writing what is, in effect, a diary? Can I be bothered to keep it up?

Fernando